Fully trained in the ways of modern combat, Dave can assemble an AK-47 in 4 seconds flat, and can wipe out an entire country’s army using nothing more than a Tassimo coffe machine and a lavalamp. Dave served time in World War One fighting alongside the US Army, before retiring to a rural village deep in the heart of Shropshire. Although he has been in hiding for the last eighty years, Dave has became unsettled by the state of the world, and joined the dpivision.com team in affort to set right all that he feels is wrong in the word today – starting with the World Wide Web.

Welcome aboard Dave!